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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement."

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."

"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."

"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"

"I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed ""OOH OOH AHH AHH"" like a monkey it was a chip pan,see"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."

"I found a chocolate bar down the side of the sofa but I didn't celebrate because it was my old club."

"My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode."

"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"