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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."

"I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device."

"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."

"How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! ""whole... hole."" it's a play on words ;)"

"Most people don't act stupid it's the real thing."

"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!"

"Someone just corrected my ""good morning"" with a ""good afternoon"" so I said, ""go to hell you clock watching motherfucker""."

"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."