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Joke of the Day

"Oh my god! there was a kidnapping right outside my house today... So weird to see a kid sleeping on the sidewalk in the middle of the day."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"

"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."

"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."

"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."