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Joke of the Day

"Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp."

"A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play."

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"

"We are the Midwest We are snowd en."

"How do you get to the front page of Reddit? Take a racist joke and throw Donald Trumps name in the title."

"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""

"What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital? The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home."

"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"

"What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common? They're both flat."