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Joke of the Day

"Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp."

"My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it."

"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"

"Remember, if you smoke after sex... ...You're doing it too fast!"

"What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home? When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!"

"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""

"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out. Argon doesn't react."

"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."

"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."