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Joke of the Day
"My wife wanted a new mattress... I said I'd have to sleep on it."
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"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""
"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."
"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie."
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""