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Joke of the Day

"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"

"[Jokes] What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."

"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"

"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"

"[1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?"

"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"

"Knock, knock Who's there? Cecile. Cecile who? Cecile the d-door! There's a m-monster outs-s-side!"

"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."

"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."

"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"