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Joke of the Day

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"

"Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep"

"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."

"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."

"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."

"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""