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Joke of the Day

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."

"As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, ""This may be the worst prize ever."""

"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."

"No thanks ""protected account"". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"

"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."