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Joke of the Day
"What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron? Doughnuts"
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"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."
"What does a horny toad say? Rub it"
"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."
"the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all"
"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."
"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"
"Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose"""