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Joke of the Day
"What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron? Doughnuts"
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"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"
"Sex is like Gardening. Sex is like gardening, old women do it alone while they think of their dead husbands. @johntole"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""
"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."
"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."
"A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide."