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Joke of the Day
"Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."
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"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"
"I invented a sport called Mexican football You take a Mexican and kick him over a wall."
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"