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Joke of the Day
"What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard."
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"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart."
"A racist joke. Donald Trump"
"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""
"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."
"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."