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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming, like the people in his car"
"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."
"Two guys are fighting, who should get the last painkiller? If it is a regular fight, give the painkiller to the loser. If it is a fight to the death, the winner gets the painkiller."
"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"
"I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"What did the guy say when he finally earned the top spot on the High Scores list at the Masturbate Arcade? ""I BEAT IT!!!"""