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Joke of the Day

"What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear."

"My doctor told me I had stop masturbating. I asked why and she said ""because you're in my office and it's fucking disgusting."" Fair enough."

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"A bigot redneck and a psychopathic grandma get into an arguement Someone filmed it and decided to call it politics"

"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"

"A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out... They were lack toes intolerant."

"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."