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Joke of the Day
"Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of."
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"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""
"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."
"Be the reason they create new laws."
"What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback."
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
"What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better."
"Anybody have some good summer reads for me that...Oh wait. Nevermind. Found my phone"
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch."