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Joke of the Day

"For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution."

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"What do you call a Nazi turkey? Joseph Gobbles."

"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."

"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!"

"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"

"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."