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Joke of the Day
"A Seahawk was offered some drugs... ""I'll pass."""
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"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"
"Since it would take human contact to get Ebola. Everyone on Twitter is safe."
"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."
"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"
"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting? Talk in your sleep."
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"