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Joke of the Day
"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""
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"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."
"TOASTER OVEN: Do you really need another Hot Pocket? ME: You shut your mouth TO: If I shut my mouth will you stop putting Hot Pockets in it"
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"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."