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Joke of the Day

"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"

"Religion... That is all."

"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""

"Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us."

"What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6? Mercedes Benz..."

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"

"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."

"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."