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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."

"Employee requested for a leave and got FIRED!! ""Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."" ~ James"

"yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time"

"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"

"Why do guitar amps hum? Because they don't know the words."

"Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world..."

"Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, ""I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn Left."

"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."

"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."