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Joke of the Day
"The Queen Bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day. Jay Z found his 100th problem then."
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"Ever hear the joke about the punchline thief? ."
"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."
"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"
"Me: Guys, please, I just need 5 minutes without a question, so I can finish this. 4yos: Me: 4yos: Me: 4yo: Why do you need 5 minutes, Daddy?"
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"
"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."
"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."
"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."
"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"