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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!"

"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."

"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"

"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."

"Going back to work in 10 mins. When I'm back, this better be front page, Reddit."

"The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ? One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea."

"I'm so single my cat has a cat."

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"