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Joke of the Day

"6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS"

"Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen."

"What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together? Jackaloping"

"Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine."

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"