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Joke of the Day

"I swear, if I go to read one more goddamn article and I click on it and it's a video, I'll... I'll... tweet about it."

"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."

"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."

"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"

"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."

"My friend said trepanning is a bad idea... ...but it's okay, he's just close-minded."

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"

"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."