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Joke of the Day

"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."

"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."

"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"

"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."

"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"

"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"

"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off."

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."