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Joke of the Day
"Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he's in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live"
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"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"The bloke who invented the time machine has died. RIP Dave Jones. 1974 1746."
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."
"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."
"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"
"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."
"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."