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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes"
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"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"
"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."
"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"
"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""
"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"
"""Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven and lost the use of your legs?""--bad pick-up line to use on a handicapped person"
"You wanna know the best food to eat when sad? Cheerios"