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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes"
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"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"
"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."
"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"
"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."
"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"
"(Serious) What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died? slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to r/conspiracy for this one."
"The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate ""fuck you"" to trees."
"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""