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Joke of the Day
"I bought a chilli dog and a thumb drive at a gas station... Ya know, for shits and gigs."
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"[buying cucumber and vaseline] me: got an awesome night planned clerk: eugh [later, eating a cucumber and vaseline sandwich] this is awful"
"I was trying to write an essay about the jews in World War II.. But I just couldn't concentrate."
"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"[all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night"
"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."
"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"
"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."