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Joke of the Day
"Black people are human beings."
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"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."
"I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen"
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."
"The best thing about being deaf. The best thing about being deaf is that all genres of music sounds fantastic!"
"A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution.. ..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'.."
"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"