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Joke of the Day
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
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"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"
"My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer."
"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."
"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."