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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"
Next Joke
"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"What do you call a nun in a car? Virgin Mobile"
"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"
"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."