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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping ever since."

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"

"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."

"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."

"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."

"What stops rape every time? Consent."

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"