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Joke of the Day
"What did the horny dog say to the girl dog? Do you like it ruff?"
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"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"
"I wonder when my phone will start listing them as ignored calls instead of missed calls."
"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."
"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."