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Joke of the Day
"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."
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"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."
"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"The job hunt is going great I just spent 45 minutes applying online for a position at a company called ""Commercial Space Available."""
"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into a bar The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais"
"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""
"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."