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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just presses the ""paws"" button."

"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."

"What's six inches long that women love? Folding money."

"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"

"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."

"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."

"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."

"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."