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Joke of the Day

"What's six inches long that women love? Folding money."

"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."

"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like? A Blank Space"