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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."
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"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."
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"*releases swarm of killer wasps* - ATTACK! *wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions* - Hmm... time for plan bee"
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""
"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
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