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Joke of the Day
"Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest."
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"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."
"If someone ever asks you for advice just reply with ""Buy a penguin"". Imagine a scenario where that isn't awesome."
"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."