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Joke of the Day
"Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest."
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"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"
"What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?"
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"I'm not staying up all night to get lucky. If it doesn't happen by midnight, I'm going to bed."
"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"My boyfriend asked for a dirty pic last night, I was able to get my whole kitchen in the shot. That should last him a while! He's so weird."