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Joke of the Day
"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"
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"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"
"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"
"Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it."
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."
"What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters? Capital I's"