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Joke of the Day
"Haven't put on a bra in like... 5 days. Being a dude is great"
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"Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz ""we don't have time to get arrested"" if you're looking for a parenting role model."
"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."
"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."
"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"women's rights"
"me: siri, clear my evening appointments, i've got a date tonight. siri: ""lol yeah ok. beep boop beep. gotcha."""
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"
"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"