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Joke of the Day

"donation for swimming pool Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."

"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."

"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."

"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find"