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Joke of the Day

"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""

"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail? A small medium at large"

"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."

"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? Black Jews have to get in the back of the oven."

"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"

"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"