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Joke of the Day
"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"
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"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."
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"A short and a long joke * joke * JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."
"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."
"Why do the Lanisters have such big beds? Because they push 2 twins together to make a king."
"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."
"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."