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Joke of the Day
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
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"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."
"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"
"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."
"R.I.P. the phrase ""I don't have an opinion on it."" Born 1550 - Died 2014"
"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"
"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."
"Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%"