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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"
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"Why would anyone come on Twitter JUST to argue? Don't you have an ex, or a spouse, or a family member that you can argue with?"
"""FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!..."" - Honey Boo Boo's teachers her senior year of high school"
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"
"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"
"First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming"
"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."
"1. that's not a pregnancy test, and 2. you're pissing on my flash drive"
"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"