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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
Next Joke
"This morning I had a shit that was an ornithologists dream.. It was like a thousand sparrows flying out of a hole in a tree."
"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."
"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."
"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."
"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"Why are women bad at parking? Because they're consistently lied to about what 6 inches looks like."
"-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!"