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Joke of the Day
"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."
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"Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green."
"A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi ""Should we fuck him?"" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""
"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."
"Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'..."
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets."
"After ten minutes trying to explain twitter to a friend I gave up and told her it was a pyramid scheme."