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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks? The bricks will get laid."
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"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"
"*girl calls me daddy* *hammer appears in my hand* ""oh no"" *I start building a deck* ""what have you done"" *grill turns itself on*"
"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."
"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"
"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"
"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"