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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !"

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"I used to joke that someday a person's tweets would be held against them as they ran for President but now there's Trump so I guess not."

"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"

"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."

"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""

"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."