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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""

"If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded."

"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"

"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."

"My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out."

"How do you make a baby politician cry? How do you make a baby politician cry. Take away his slush-y fund."