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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a reindeer, a knight and a cock? The knight is slaying dragons, the reindeer is draggin' sleighs."

"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""

"What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy."

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."

"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"Why are pills white ? Because they work."

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"