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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
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"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."
"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""
"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"
"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."
"I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA"
"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."
"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"
"Acquaintances: ""So what have you been up to?"" What I hear: ""Please explain yourself, we're trying to figure you out."""